Well I know a different life. One where Konoha and Suna are allies. Obviously our versions are different. [And you got the worse end of the stick.]

The way I remember things, you're a jounin, and an ambassador. And a pain in my ass whenever I have to work with you over the Chuunin Exams, or something.

So where does that leave you, if you haven't done any of those things?