dangerouswind: (listen up dumbass)
Temari ([personal profile] dangerouswind) wrote2010-11-17 09:21 pm

[001]

[She's muttering to herself here. What the journal picks up will be quiet and somewhat disjointed -- and definitely irritated.] Some kind of communications device, then. It seems a bit... bulky. I wonder... [Pause. There's a rhythmic tapping for a few moments.] Damn it.

[The sound of pages rustling. She clears her throat then and speaks loudly and forcefully.] Luceti. I've never heard of it. There's some sort of guide floating around that I've taken a look at, but I want to hear it from someone personally. Just why have I been brought here?

I have questions that need answered. It would be very much appreciated if someone would step up and start talking.

Start answering, or I start leveling the forest. [There's a pause and then a muttered:] If anyone even cares about the forest. Where the hell is this place? [It's obvious now that she's talking to herself. Journal? What journal?] Definitely not the cave I left. Nowhere near it; the place didn't look a thing like this.

[She trails off, muttering once in awhile about not knowing of anyone in the Bingo Book that can do something like this and about illusions cast before she abruptly cuts herself off. Right. Journal. Recording. She huffs.]

Damn it.

[End transmission.]
all7seas: (hmmmm....)

[voice]

[personal profile] all7seas 2010-11-18 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
You've got an impressive axe, then, lass?

[voice]

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Better.

[Except she doesn't have her fan on her but she's not telling you that.]
all7seas: (this is my lying face)

[voice]

[personal profile] all7seas 2010-11-18 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Don't suppose you're acquainted with Thunderaxe yet, seeing as you're new here. Lad has an unconquerable collection of axes what could easily level said forest.

endgames: (No seriously)

[Voice]

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[....seriously?]
endgames: (So unimpressed)

[Voice]

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Because someone with a really bad sense of humor thought my life wasn't troublesome enough?

[Voice] 1/2

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[... No. Seriously?]

[Voice] done.

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like it's any picnic listening to you complain.

[voice]

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Axes, huh? He got anything else in his arsenal?
endgames: (Ear)

[Voice]

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I was here first. [He'll complain all he wants when you're on the journal and not ten feet in front of him.]

Nice entrance, by the way. A lot of people are gonna be pissed if you start chopping down the forest. [Yes, 'chopped'. Both you and he know you don't have your fan, Temari. Don't make threats when you can't back them up.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[She hates that you're smart. Really, really hates it.] I have my ways. [She'll chop if she has to and you damn well know it.]

How long have you been here, then?
endgames: (Hmm)

[Voice]

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Little over two months. Long enough to know there's a giant, territorial wolf that lives in that forest. [Oh so casual. He's tempted to let you find out the hard way, but that might not go so well... and then you'd be pissed and he might feel bad for being an ass, and it's not really worth it.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Good to know. [Yeah. That's almost a thank you for the information. And, yes, she would have murdered him for being an ass.]

I want real clothes, Shikamaru. Mind pointing me in the right direction? [And her fan. And her fan.]
endgames: (Listening)

[Voice]

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Be happy girls get something that cover most of you. Guys like me just get pants. [Grumble, grumble.]

As for your clothes, they'd be in town. [Yes, your fan's there too. Now have some strange numbers and symbols.]

[Filtered]

Wanna tell me where you're at? Might be faster for me to just show you.

[Voice]

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Bet you complained about that for weeks on end.

[Ah-ha. She sees that. She will be learning how you do that before long. Definitely learning that.]

[Filtered]

You'd go that far outta your way for little ol' me? How chivalrous of you. [Just a small pause here, because as much as she loves teasing him, she recognizes the value of a friendly hand right about now.]

I'm next to a clearing. There's a lake -- not too big -- just to the east. Apart from that, I can't tell you much.
endgames: (Amused)

[Voice]

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. The pants were comfy enough. Just had to put a shirt on. Mine were actually nearby when I showed up.

[Filtered]

[He rolls his eyes... but doesn't bother saying how far out of the way that is.] How troublesome... I think I know where that is though. If you wanna head to the lake, I can meet you there. That'll be a lot easier to find.

[Plus it sticks you closer to the trees - thus, more cover should you need it.]
Edited 2010-11-18 07:57 (UTC)
notabluesbro: ([Derp] He put what where now?)

[voice]

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2010-11-18 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, I wouldn't level this particular forest if I were you, ma'am.
all7seas: (persuasion)

[personal profile] all7seas 2010-11-18 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, aye! Swords, pikes, spears--anything for cutting or stabbing or slashing or dismembering or disembowling, beheading, exsanguinating, assassinating, or just trimming your toenails if you've a fancy.

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That's quite a collection. Whatever gets the job done, right?

[Voice]

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... You didn't even change clothes when you showed up?

[Filtered]

No. Troublesome is what it's gonna be if you don't get here soon. [Grunt. Sigh. Mutter.] I'm headed that way. [And, yes. In the trees. That's why she's not still in the middle of the clearing she woke up in.]

[There's a pause. Just enough to have a short internal debate about even asking the question.] Eh, Shikamaru? What's with the additions here?

[Because Konoha-green wings are really damned freaky, okay?]

[voice]

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And why the hell not?
endgames: (Whatever)

[Voice] Might be a bit clow - off to work now. >.>

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there a reason I should have?

[Filtered]

[So demanding, woman.] Yeah, yeah, I'm hurrying. [Luckily he was already in town... next is the forest, and he takes to the trees.]

Everyone has them. They're part of the general makeup of the people that are native to this place - Filials, if I remember right. Don't try messing with them; just losing a couple of feathers can make you sick.

[Voice] no worries~ I have class/drive home before too long

[identity profile] dangerouswind.livejournal.com 2010-11-18 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I want out of this awful thing first chance I get. [There might possibly be a what is wrong with you?? undercurrent in her tone. Maybe.]

[Filtered]

Great. That's wonderful.

Are they... all the same color? [Yes, the green bothers her that much. No, she's not going to admit it. Ever.]
endgames: (Casual)

[Voice]

[personal profile] endgames 2010-11-18 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just a dress. I don't see what your problem is.

[Filtered]

There's a few colors. Why? What'd you get?
notabluesbro: ([Hi/Bye] Sup is this your door?)

Re: [voice]

[personal profile] notabluesbro 2010-11-18 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Because there's a giant white wolf goddess that will try to bite your head off your shoulders for it.
all7seas: (Default)

[personal profile] all7seas 2010-11-18 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed! Depravity and bloodlust not included, of course. You'll find him at the smithy.

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