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[dangerouswind]

[She's muttering to herself here. What the journal picks up will be quiet and somewhat disjointed -- and definitely irritated.] Some kind of communications device, then. It seems a bit... bulky. I wonder... [Pause. There's a rhythmic tapping for a few moments.] Damn it.

[The sound of pages rustling. She clears her throat then and speaks loudly and forcefully.] Luceti. I've never heard of it. There's some sort of guide floating around that I've taken a look at, but I want to hear it from someone personally. Just why have I been brought here?

I have questions that need answered. It would be very much appreciated if someone would step up and start talking.

Start answering, or I start leveling the forest. [There's a pause and then a muttered:] If anyone even cares about the forest. Where the hell is this place? [It's obvious now that she's talking to herself. Journal? What journal?] Definitely not the cave I left. Nowhere near it; the place didn't look a thing like this.

[She trails off, muttering once in awhile about not knowing of anyone in the Bingo Book that can do something like this and about illusions cast before she abruptly cuts herself off. Right. Journal. Recording. She huffs.]

Damn it.

[End transmission.]

Comments

[voice]

[all7seas]

You've got an impressive axe, then, lass?

[voice]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

Better.

[Except she doesn't have her fan on her but she's not telling you that.]

[voice]

[all7seas]

Don't suppose you're acquainted with Thunderaxe yet, seeing as you're new here. Lad has an unconquerable collection of axes what could easily level said forest.

[voice]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. Axes, huh? He got anything else in his arsenal?

[all7seas]

Oh, aye! Swords, pikes, spears--anything for cutting or stabbing or slashing or dismembering or disembowling, beheading, exsanguinating, assassinating, or just trimming your toenails if you've a fancy.

[Voice]

[endgames]

[....seriously?]

[Voice]

[endgames]

Because someone with a really bad sense of humor thought my life wasn't troublesome enough?

[Voice] 1/2

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

[... No. Seriously?]

[Voice] done.

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like it's any picnic listening to you complain.

[Voice]

[endgames]

I was here first. [He'll complain all he wants when you're on the journal and not ten feet in front of him.]

Nice entrance, by the way. A lot of people are gonna be pissed if you start chopping down the forest. [Yes, 'chopped'. Both you and he know you don't have your fan, Temari. Don't make threats when you can't back them up.]

[Voice]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

[She hates that you're smart. Really, really hates it.] I have my ways. [She'll chop if she has to and you damn well know it.]

How long have you been here, then?

[voice]

[notabluesbro]

Ooooh, I wouldn't level this particular forest if I were you, ma'am.

[voice]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

And why the hell not?

Re: [voice]

[notabluesbro]

Because there's a giant white wolf goddess that will try to bite your head off your shoulders for it.

[voice]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

Huh. Always something.

Re: [voice]

[notabluesbro]

Isn't that the truth—Welcome to Luceti.

[ voice ]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ Huh. If he didn't recognize the voice before, Shikamaru's reaction definitely confirmed things. You really never know who'll turn up here.

...ffff. ]

Aa- you don't have to threaten anything, really; I'd be glad to help answer any questions.

[ voice ]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

[Well, you seem sorta almost familiar.]

I felt like threatening. It seemed the thing to do at the time.

[ voice ]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, everyone says that. ]

I guess it could, sometimes. You're probably not the first person to try it when they first turn up. [ Well, not really to him, but those are petty details. ] Everyone's telling the truth, though; Moro is really protective of the trees here.

[ voice ]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that. Chouji, right? How long have you been around?

[ voice ]

[savethelastchip.livejournal.com]

That's right. I've been here for almost two months, and Shikamaru got here a couple of weeks after that. He probably already knows more details than I do, though. [ Still so up for question answering anyway. Being helpful is good. ]

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

[WHELP! Since everyone else is being so helpful and all it makes his job easier!]

I assume everything has been explained to you...?

[Voice]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

'Hmmm' yourself. I've figured it out. Mostly.

[Voice]

[donaldtrumpcard.livejournal.com]

[Bullcrap! HE SEES THAT PEOPLE EXPLAINED IT TO YOU. But he nods regardless.]

Then I'll leave the rest to Shikamaru. [Hurrhurr. Since that's your BOOOOYFRIIIIIIEND.]

[Voice]

[dangerouswind.livejournal.com]

[No he's not. Don't even think that, God.]

How many of you Konoha types are here?