[012] Accidental Voice

[dangerouswind]

[Temari only brings her journal along to the kitchen because she doesn't like to be out of touch. Had she known it would fall open and start recording at the least opportune time, she would have left it in her apartment.

There's a series of clanging and clanking, shattering glass, and a startled exclamation from Temari. There's silence for a moment, then another loud clank followed by a soft yelp.

... Dinner is pretty much a bust.]

Comments

[voice]

[floralogy]

Hey, are you alright? [She heard clanking noises and shattering glass and yelps!]

[voice]

[dangerouswind]

[Er, journal. Damn it.] Fine, fine.

[voice]

[floralogy]

But, I heard some shattering glass...

[voice]

[dangerouswind]

I dropped my teapot.

[voice]

[floralogy]

You're not injured, are you?

[voice]

[dangerouswind]

No, I just... managed to ruin everything I was making in one fell swoop.

[Voice]

[havemilkbro]

[SILENCE. AND THEN--] ...Are you okay?

Re: [Voice]

[dangerouswind]

[Damn journal.] Yes. Nothing wrong that can't be fixed.

Re: [Voice]

[havemilkbro]

Be careful with the glass. [He heard those glass shattering earlier.]

[Voice]

[dangerouswind]

Yeah, got it.

[Voice]

[havemilkbro]

[Silence...] What happened?

[Voice]

[dangerouswind]

Failed at cooking.

[action]

[endgames]

[Just passing by the kitchen on his way to his apartment and-- well. That can't be good. He turns back around and pokes his head through the door.]

What'd you do?

[action]

[dangerouswind]

[She's standing at a stove that's covered in sauce and there's a smattering of glass at her feet.]

Why do you just assume it's me?

[action]

[endgames]

[To his credit, he gives the kitchen another scan. But nope. Still just Temari.]

...because you're the only one in here?

[action]

[dangerouswind]

[Shut up. It could have been an invisible Malnosso gremlin.]

While you're not talking, hand me that broom.

[action]

[endgames]

[He figured if there was there would be more broken things, because she would be kicking it's ass. Or trying to, at least.

But sheesh, not even a 'please'. Troublesome woman. He steps into the kitchen and nabs a broom and dustpan out of the corner, though.]

Watch your feet.

[action]

[dangerouswind]

Already am. [She rights a pot, looking less than impressed at the spilled sauce.] One little misstep...

action???

[weaponry]

[ THERE ARE NO DOORS THAT STAND BETWEEN TENTEN AND HER RIVAL.

She is kicking open the door right this second for no reason other than it looks cool. ]

Temari?! You okay?

action!

[dangerouswind]

[Temari is crouched at the base of the stove, carefully picking up the bigger fragments of glass. Upon Tenten's rather dramatic entrance, she stills, one hand hovering in mid-air and blinking.]

Uh. Yes?

[weaponry]

[ Oh.. This is... rather embarrassing. Tenten just calmly puts down her foot and instead stares at Temari. ]

I heard you shout. Is everything okay? What happened? [ Tenten's more natural curiosity begins to take over as she inspects the broken glass. ]

[dangerouswind]

[Temari rocks back on her heels and shrugs one shoulder.] I dropped things.

[Just want you wanted to see, Tenten: Temari being human.]

1/2

[weaponry]

[ Tenten's face flashes into this state out of mortification and shock. This is what she dramatically broke into her own communal kitchen for? ]

[weaponry]

Do you need any help picking them up? [ She'll crouch with Temari and begin to pick up the shards.

SHE KNEW IT. SHE KNEW SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. TEMARI IS HUMAN. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.. ]

[dangerouswind]

I wouldn't turn it away. [She stands and dumps the shards she's picked up into the trash. She grabs a towel and starts trying to mop up the (quickly cooling) hot water pooled on the floor.

Her teapot, man... ]